A normal conversation at our house:
"Hey, that’s my sock!"
"No it's not."
"Theiver!"
"Am not! It totally matches two other pairs." *walks away to sock drawer* "Okay I can't find them but it's TRUE!"
"NO WAY! It's MINE! You're ALWAYS stealing my socks!"
"Am NOT! And I totally got these in Bronxville!" *finds sock* "SEE!? They MATCH!"
"NaHUH! I got these as a present to me at K-Mart!"
"Well then it was some other pair of socks that wasn't mine that I bought special at the 5 and 10 for $4 and they are my special walking socks!"
"THEIVER!"
"VIIIINNY!! TELL HER THAT SHE STOLE MY SOOOOOOOOOCKS!"
"Oooh I'll beat you with your sock!"
"HA! You said 'YOUR SOCK' which clearly means I am in the right and you are in the wrong. Take that Thefter!"
"Still, I'm gonna get that sock back."
"You try cause I'm wearing them tomorrow."