ka-pow!
introducing the new X-treeeeeeeme alternative for convenience foods: Ka-Pow!™
unlike common brands, which are either ``natural," or optimized to include the minimum amount of additives required to produce a flavor profile, Ka-Pow!™-brand deluxe food products spare no expense to contain the maximum amount of artificial flavors, sweeteners, and colors allowed by law1!
look for Ka-Pow!™-brand froot-flavored breakfast cereals; cheez-flavored snack chips; and, coming soon, improved versions of the fruits you've already come to love. our flagship Ka-Pow!™ augmented watermelon product will be available by Summer 2013 in a Super Wal★Mart™ near you.
1: subject to local restrictions.
Wal★Mart is a trademark of Walmart Stores, Inc.
unlike common brands, which are either ``natural," or optimized to include the minimum amount of additives required to produce a flavor profile, Ka-Pow!™-brand deluxe food products spare no expense to contain the maximum amount of artificial flavors, sweeteners, and colors allowed by law1!
look for Ka-Pow!™-brand froot-flavored breakfast cereals; cheez-flavored snack chips; and, coming soon, improved versions of the fruits you've already come to love. our flagship Ka-Pow!™ augmented watermelon product will be available by Summer 2013 in a Super Wal★Mart™ near you.
1: subject to local restrictions.
Wal★Mart is a trademark of Walmart Stores, Inc.