A public service anouncement:
Dear programmers whose work I am currently trying to fix:
At the moment, I don't care that you don't indent properly, or that you don't capitalize anything, or that you write a huge mess of spaghetti code. I don't even care that you can't program for shit. No, I'm too blinded by my rage because you didn't DECLARE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING VARIABLES. Accidentally changing global variables is NOT COOL and very hard to debug and shows that you are all fucktards.
Also, a side note from something that happened last week:
Dear person who coded stuff for Relly's uncle:
When your code produces HORDES of incomprehensible JavaScript errors, the correct response is NOT to uncheck the "Display a notification about every script error" box in IE. The correct response is to write "I am a fuckwit who knows fuck-all about writing VALID CODE" 1000 times on the whiteboard.
At the moment, I don't care that you don't indent properly, or that you don't capitalize anything, or that you write a huge mess of spaghetti code. I don't even care that you can't program for shit. No, I'm too blinded by my rage because you didn't DECLARE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING VARIABLES. Accidentally changing global variables is NOT COOL and very hard to debug and shows that you are all fucktards.
Also, a side note from something that happened last week:
Dear person who coded stuff for Relly's uncle:
When your code produces HORDES of incomprehensible JavaScript errors, the correct response is NOT to uncheck the "Display a notification about every script error" box in IE. The correct response is to write "I am a fuckwit who knows fuck-all about writing VALID CODE" 1000 times on the whiteboard.