Oh, the minor frustrations!
Dear hyperintelligent Wal*Mart employee from whom I attempted to extract meaningful directions:
In what alternate universe populated entirely by people who, like yourself, have been repeatedly dropped on the head is "Do I turn before or after the highway" a difficult question requiring several minutes of deliberation?
Furthermore, why would you, in your convoluted explanation, identify the cross street as being "by Boston Market" when, in fact, Boston Market is two stoplights past the turn I needed to make? When, in fact, the turn is before the highway and Boston Market is quite a bit after the highway?
Your friend,
Mr. Late Getting Back to Work From Lunch
In what alternate universe populated entirely by people who, like yourself, have been repeatedly dropped on the head is "Do I turn before or after the highway" a difficult question requiring several minutes of deliberation?
Furthermore, why would you, in your convoluted explanation, identify the cross street as being "by Boston Market" when, in fact, Boston Market is two stoplights past the turn I needed to make? When, in fact, the turn is before the highway and Boston Market is quite a bit after the highway?
Your friend,
Mr. Late Getting Back to Work From Lunch