Happy Belated St. Patricks Day

[random_smile]

Yea, so yesterday was St. Patties Day, and what did I do? NOTHING! No drinking, no partying, no nothing (well..not anything I mean). I REALLLLLY wanna go partying and get drunk, I know, I know, I'm only *inserts age here* and I have a lot of time before I actually go to a party like that..but still. Everyone has gotten drunk (I'm serious too) and I haven't gotten even the teeniest close to it. Why am I such a fucking loser?!

I feel like total shit now because 1) I haven't gotten drunk lol and 2) I'm fucking complaining that I stay sober!!

What the FUCK is wrong with me?!!?!?