ALL THIS STONING LATELY MADE ME THINK OF THIS [TOTALLY NSFW]. CLEARLY THAT'S HOW THIS EVENT ENDS.

I HEARD BROCK'S ALREADY HALF UNDRESSED...

TELL ME A SECRET.

WHISPER IT SOFTLY IN MY EAR.

I SOMETIMES FEEL THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BREAK OUT INTO EBONICS AND SLANG.

I INTERRUPT THESE LOVELY TRIPPING BALLS NARRATIONS TO BRING YOU AN ANCIENT GEM OF THE INTERNETS. LOVE IN THE FOREST: A POKEMON HENTAI FANFIC.

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

BROCK. DUDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HUMPING THAT TREE?

AS ALL OF YOU KNOW I AM A VERY SCIENTIFIC GUY.

SEEING AS IT IS FATHER'S DAY AND I AM NOTICING A FAIR AMOUNT OF ANGST ON THE JOURNAL NETWORK, I NEED YOU ALL TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS FOR ME IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE.

AND FEEL FREE TO DISCUSS YOUR PARENT-LESS-NESS.

Poll BATMAN POLL

DEAR SBG,

NESS IS A PERVERT

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. I EXPECT TO SEE A LOT MORE OF THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:

( CUT BECAUSE EVEN THE PREVIEW STILL IS KINDA BUTTS-Y )

SUDDENLY... YOU SEE ONE OF THESE TACKED AROUND EVERYWHERE WITH YOUR NAME AND FACE ON IT.


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ATTENTION SBG

( GREEN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU ALL )

STOP APPING KANTO'S GYM LEADERS, MUNS. MY TRAINER'S KIDS WERE ALL SET TO GO START THEIR OWN POKEMON ADVENTURES BUT WHEN THEY GOT TO OAK'S LAB HE SAID THE LEAGUE WAS CANCELLED DUE TO THE GYMS BEING EMPTY.

I JUST WANT CASCA TO WIN A BADGE. *SOB*