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[impish_shadow]

I have shamelessly stolen this from the fine folks over at Mayfield. Thank you, fine folks of Mayfield. ♥
Has your character ever had the urge to throw someone/something out of a window, but held back because of the consequences? In canon? Out of canon? In or around the school? MAYBE YOU, AS A MUN, WANT TO THROW A CHARACTER OUT OF A WINDOW.

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[badasscopters]

Cyrus.

One of Matt's gym machines.

Just to kinda see how he'd react.

[badasstrenches]

...

You're buyin' me a new one.

With your own money.

[badasscopters]

[whiiiiiiiiine]

But then I can't buy that new grill I wanted.

[badasstrenches]

Should've thought about that before you messed with one of my machines.

How would you feel if I threw Sharky out the window?

[Actually, that's not a bad idea...]

[badasscopters]

[SUPER MATTER OF FACT TONE.]

You can't.

She's too big for the window and for you.

[badasstrenches]

I could push it off the roof. With help from my Pokemon.

[badasscopters]

Y-You wouldn't dare!!

[... Stare.]

Would you?

[badasstrenches]

[Aw come on.

You can totally trust this face.

Seriously.

Spoilers: he totally would.]