Fic: Reid Oliver, King of Oakdale
Title: Reid Oliver, King of Oakdale
Author: random_nic
Rating: R
Characters: Reid Oliver, Noah Mayer
Word Count: 530
Summary: AU. Reid Oliver’s exploits in Oakdale as related through questionable rhyme.
Notes: Written to give myself an 11th-hour parachute on my Neid Lil’ Bang posting date, since the Big Bang-sized fic I’m working on is kicking my ass and not ready to post.
Disclaimer: I don’t own ATWT characters. I just make them wish I’d leave them alone.
There once was a doctor from Dallas
Whose crude bedside manner was callous
He'd dispense a wisecrack
Or a scathing attack
So most everyone viewed him with malice
The new surgeon's name was Reid Oliver
The best you could get for your dollar
His demeanor was mean
To the locals it seemed
He offended Oakdalians all over
Luke Snyder worked hard to contrive
How to make Noah feel more alive
And restore him to sight
Luke so hoped that he might
By summoning Reid to this dive
The doctor was not very happy
Upon seeing a town quite so crappy
He didn’t relate
To this place he did hate
And its townsfolk who were kind of sappy
Reid first met the rich Snyder - Luke
Who he instantly wanted to duke
The guy blackmailed him
And appeared rather dim
Making Reid feel a strong urge to puke
Reid next met a doctor named Hughes
Who failed to give thought to Reid’s views
About wanting to leave
Oakdale made him heave
But Bob merely threatened to sue
Reid then met a woman named Katie
With a frighteningly ear-splitting baby
The toddler was sick
And though Reid was a prick
He examined the brat for the lady
She thanked him with all of her heart
For stepping up, doing his part
She offered a room
To the doctor of gloom
Though she couldn’t contain a small fart
He accepted the nice lady’s offer
Unconcerned over if it was proper
Though some people might talk
They’d be off of their block
To think Reid had desire to top her
He preferred lovers taller - and male
It was them who he wanted to nail
When Noah walked in
His physique made of win
Reid considered the charms of Oakdale
His patient was tall, dark, and hot
Lacking anything, Noah was not
Reid dreamed of his touch
Wanting Noah so much
Badly yearning to give all he’s got
But Noah’s heart saw only Snyder
Though Luke’s brain seemed constructed from eider
Reid couldn’t help seethe
It was hard to believe
He could lose out to Oakdale’s failed writer
Reid worked to gain Noah’s attention
Breaking several ethics conventions
He needed to dare
To make Noah aware
Of how good they could be on reflection
Reid finally made himself known
His hands couldn’t leave Noah alone
Soft touches but firm
'Til he made Noah squirm
And his patient emitted a groan
Reid licked a strip up Noah's wrist
Noah lost all his will to resist
They made love on the table
Being fit they were able
And Reid couldn’t help but insist
They soared to unthinkable highs
So loud was the volume of sighs
Luke rushed in to see
Noah come hard on Reid
White trails trickling down both his thighs
Luke Snyder stormed out of the room
Knocking over an innocent broom
Noah stayed in his spot
Bereaved - he was not
And besides, he was primed for round two
The doctor and patient were married
And began the new life they were sharing
Reid never would pout
At how things had turned out
He adored his life now in Mayberry.
Author: random_nic
Rating: R
Characters: Reid Oliver, Noah Mayer
Word Count: 530
Summary: AU. Reid Oliver’s exploits in Oakdale as related through questionable rhyme.
Notes: Written to give myself an 11th-hour parachute on my Neid Lil’ Bang posting date, since the Big Bang-sized fic I’m working on is kicking my ass and not ready to post.
Disclaimer: I don’t own ATWT characters. I just make them wish I’d leave them alone.
There once was a doctor from Dallas
Whose crude bedside manner was callous
He'd dispense a wisecrack
Or a scathing attack
So most everyone viewed him with malice
The new surgeon's name was Reid Oliver
The best you could get for your dollar
His demeanor was mean
To the locals it seemed
He offended Oakdalians all over
Luke Snyder worked hard to contrive
How to make Noah feel more alive
And restore him to sight
Luke so hoped that he might
By summoning Reid to this dive
The doctor was not very happy
Upon seeing a town quite so crappy
He didn’t relate
To this place he did hate
And its townsfolk who were kind of sappy
Reid first met the rich Snyder - Luke
Who he instantly wanted to duke
The guy blackmailed him
And appeared rather dim
Making Reid feel a strong urge to puke
Reid next met a doctor named Hughes
Who failed to give thought to Reid’s views
About wanting to leave
Oakdale made him heave
But Bob merely threatened to sue
Reid then met a woman named Katie
With a frighteningly ear-splitting baby
The toddler was sick
And though Reid was a prick
He examined the brat for the lady
She thanked him with all of her heart
For stepping up, doing his part
She offered a room
To the doctor of gloom
Though she couldn’t contain a small fart
He accepted the nice lady’s offer
Unconcerned over if it was proper
Though some people might talk
They’d be off of their block
To think Reid had desire to top her
He preferred lovers taller - and male
It was them who he wanted to nail
When Noah walked in
His physique made of win
Reid considered the charms of Oakdale
His patient was tall, dark, and hot
Lacking anything, Noah was not
Reid dreamed of his touch
Wanting Noah so much
Badly yearning to give all he’s got
But Noah’s heart saw only Snyder
Though Luke’s brain seemed constructed from eider
Reid couldn’t help seethe
It was hard to believe
He could lose out to Oakdale’s failed writer
Reid worked to gain Noah’s attention
Breaking several ethics conventions
He needed to dare
To make Noah aware
Of how good they could be on reflection
Reid finally made himself known
His hands couldn’t leave Noah alone
Soft touches but firm
'Til he made Noah squirm
And his patient emitted a groan
Reid licked a strip up Noah's wrist
Noah lost all his will to resist
They made love on the table
Being fit they were able
And Reid couldn’t help but insist
They soared to unthinkable highs
So loud was the volume of sighs
Luke rushed in to see
Noah come hard on Reid
White trails trickling down both his thighs
Luke Snyder stormed out of the room
Knocking over an innocent broom
Noah stayed in his spot
Bereaved - he was not
And besides, he was primed for round two
The doctor and patient were married
And began the new life they were sharing
Reid never would pout
At how things had turned out
He adored his life now in Mayberry.