I hope no one takes offence but I think this is funny as @&%$
WALK NAKED IN CANADA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a
Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not
Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife
and to show support for all Canadian women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim
sentiment. The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless Canada !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this on you
are in the position of posing as a national threat.
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a
Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not
Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife
and to show support for all Canadian women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim
sentiment. The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless Canada !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this on you
are in the position of posing as a national threat.