AIM shitfuck numero uno
treegoatspoon: dawn!
livinitup1019: Hey
treegoatspoon: so whats up?
livinitup1019: Nothing. Getting ready for a Christmas party
treegoatspoon: sweet, yeah im goin to ny for chritmas its gonna suck, so yeah have you been talkin to johnathan
livinitup1019: I've talked to him recently, yeah
treegoatspoon: ok, so how are things with you, i havent talked to you in like 27.35 thousand years
livinitup1019: Ummm...pretty good I guess. Haha, I still hang out way too much at Harris Teeter. But it's cause I'm trying to "bump" into this guy
treegoatspoon: ha johnathan said you made him wait with you or something
livinitup1019: Yeah. Haha, and Jonathan called the Infiniti of Raleigh cause the guy works there (I don't even know if this guy is single or not, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME, and Lynn told me that I could do a lot better cause he wasn't that cute) but they didn't pick up.
treegoatspoon: ok so you dont even know his name
treegoatspoon: which lynn?
treegoatspoon: katies mom?
livinitup1019: No, the other one
treegoatspoon: ohhh well who cares what she thinks
treegoatspoon: i went to harris teeter like two days ago and kristy ann was a complete bitch
treegoatspoon: she was like what are you doin here josh
livinitup1019: I mean, I admit, he's not what I'd usually go for but I really like him for some reason. EVEN THOUGH WE'VE NEVER TALKED
treegoatspoon: haha
treegoatspoon: that makes sense, how do you like him then
treegoatspoon: cause hes cute
livinitup1019: Nah, cause he's not even that cute
treegoatspoon: then what the hell
livinitup1019: I don't know. He seems like a nice guy
treegoatspoon: he seems like a nice guy? is this dawn?
treegoatspoon: ha
livinitup1019: Haha. He drives a Lexus
treegoatspoon: ohhh there she is
treegoatspoon: maybe you should talk to him
livinitup1019: Nah. I mean...he might not even be single
treegoatspoon: well shit find out, what the hell
livinitup1019: Haha, I was talking about it one time in front of this customer and Lynn came up to me afterward and was like "That man said that any guy would be honored to know you were asking about them"
livinitup1019: But he was this old man. So it didn't count
treegoatspoon: HA thats cute, old men love you
treegoatspoon: im stripping for katie right now
treegoatspoon: its cold
livinitup1019: Okay
treegoatspoon: so your chasing a dude you dont know, and your goin toa christmas party, and johnatan says your in love with asher?
treegoatspoon: man your busy
livinitup1019: WHAT
livinitup1019: I'm in love with ASHER
livinitup1019: ?!?!
treegoatspoon: ohhh wait i think he meant himself, sorry
livinitup1019: Wait...Asher says I'm in love with him?
treegoatspoon: NO i was joking
treegoatspoon: i havent seen asher in forever
treegoatspoon: you know what i remembered the other day? goin with you to some guys house that you liked and I had to knock on his freakin door
livinitup1019: Hahaha
livinitup1019: Kyle?
treegoatspoon: i think
treegoatspoon: yeah why the hell did i go?
treegoatspoon: you didnt know how to get there i think
livinitup1019: Yeah, that's why
livinitup1019: Haha, and because you were madly in love with me
treegoatspoon: whatever
treegoatspoon: it was the other way around
treegoatspoon: thats why you asked me to go
livinitup1019: ...Or because I didn't know how to get there
treegoatspoon: well shit
treegoatspoon: i was being nice....
treegoatspoon: and i got to drive your stupid car
livinitup1019: Haha
treegoatspoon: ok so i did like you and thats prob why i wet and you freakin know that, but the keyword here is DID so shut up
livinitup1019: Haha. I know
livinitup1019: I'm not so obsessed with myself that I'd think you would still like me
treegoatspoon: haha ok
livinitup1019: Although you'd probably still want to have sex
treegoatspoon: hahahaha
treegoatspoon: ....
treegoatspoon: if i could put a bag over your....... nvm
livinitup1019: Yeah. Haha, good one
treegoatspoon: haha so what happened with you and........ tony?
livinitup1019: Nothing. He was too nice
treegoatspoon: what? i thought you said you liked this other guy because he was nice
livinitup1019: He was always trying to take me out and stuff
treegoatspoon: oh so if he didnt do that it would have been cool
livinitup1019: I mean, I'll probably get over this guy
livinitup1019: No. I probably wouldn't have dated him anyway
treegoatspoon: oh
livinitup1019: Haha, my sister tells me I'm going to be single for forever because I get over guys too fast
treegoatspoon: ehh maybe
livinitup1019: It's okay though. Cause I'll still get laid more than you
treegoatspoon: but this was also the sister who thought that we would work out, HA your dog doesnt count
treegoatspoon: or you vibrator
livinitup1019: I wasn't talking about either
treegoatspoon: other girls?
treegoatspoon: or old men
treegoatspoon: you beat me in the old man department
treegoatspoon: ha
treegoatspoon: i love that we still pick on each other, like i just talked to you yesterday
livinitup1019: Haha, I guess
treegoatspoon: im gonna put all this shit on lj, because katie said that she would read it
livinitup1019: Why don't you just send it to her on an IM?
treegoatspoon: shes too stupid i guess
livinitup1019: Leave Katie alone
treegoatspoon: ok but she is the local five dollar prostitute
treegoatspoon: ask her she made a career change recently
treegoatspoon: ha so how is the school thing going
livinitup1019: Pretty good I guess. I'm out for like a week and a half
treegoatspoon: sweet
treegoatspoon: high school is over rated any way
treegoatspoon: you should quit
treegoatspoon: and be stupid like me
treegoatspoon: then go to college any way
treegoatspoon: and fail math cause its dumber than you
livinitup1019: Ummm...
treegoatspoon: or dont
treegoatspoon: it wont hurt my feelings, i promise
livinitup1019: Hey
treegoatspoon: so whats up?
livinitup1019: Nothing. Getting ready for a Christmas party
treegoatspoon: sweet, yeah im goin to ny for chritmas its gonna suck, so yeah have you been talkin to johnathan
livinitup1019: I've talked to him recently, yeah
treegoatspoon: ok, so how are things with you, i havent talked to you in like 27.35 thousand years
livinitup1019: Ummm...pretty good I guess. Haha, I still hang out way too much at Harris Teeter. But it's cause I'm trying to "bump" into this guy
treegoatspoon: ha johnathan said you made him wait with you or something
livinitup1019: Yeah. Haha, and Jonathan called the Infiniti of Raleigh cause the guy works there (I don't even know if this guy is single or not, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME, and Lynn told me that I could do a lot better cause he wasn't that cute) but they didn't pick up.
treegoatspoon: ok so you dont even know his name
treegoatspoon: which lynn?
treegoatspoon: katies mom?
livinitup1019: No, the other one
treegoatspoon: ohhh well who cares what she thinks
treegoatspoon: i went to harris teeter like two days ago and kristy ann was a complete bitch
treegoatspoon: she was like what are you doin here josh
livinitup1019: I mean, I admit, he's not what I'd usually go for but I really like him for some reason. EVEN THOUGH WE'VE NEVER TALKED
treegoatspoon: haha
treegoatspoon: that makes sense, how do you like him then
treegoatspoon: cause hes cute
livinitup1019: Nah, cause he's not even that cute
treegoatspoon: then what the hell
livinitup1019: I don't know. He seems like a nice guy
treegoatspoon: he seems like a nice guy? is this dawn?
treegoatspoon: ha
livinitup1019: Haha. He drives a Lexus
treegoatspoon: ohhh there she is
treegoatspoon: maybe you should talk to him
livinitup1019: Nah. I mean...he might not even be single
treegoatspoon: well shit find out, what the hell
livinitup1019: Haha, I was talking about it one time in front of this customer and Lynn came up to me afterward and was like "That man said that any guy would be honored to know you were asking about them"
livinitup1019: But he was this old man. So it didn't count
treegoatspoon: HA thats cute, old men love you
treegoatspoon: im stripping for katie right now
treegoatspoon: its cold
livinitup1019: Okay
treegoatspoon: so your chasing a dude you dont know, and your goin toa christmas party, and johnatan says your in love with asher?
treegoatspoon: man your busy
livinitup1019: WHAT
livinitup1019: I'm in love with ASHER
livinitup1019: ?!?!
treegoatspoon: ohhh wait i think he meant himself, sorry
livinitup1019: Wait...Asher says I'm in love with him?
treegoatspoon: NO i was joking
treegoatspoon: i havent seen asher in forever
treegoatspoon: you know what i remembered the other day? goin with you to some guys house that you liked and I had to knock on his freakin door
livinitup1019: Hahaha
livinitup1019: Kyle?
treegoatspoon: i think
treegoatspoon: yeah why the hell did i go?
treegoatspoon: you didnt know how to get there i think
livinitup1019: Yeah, that's why
livinitup1019: Haha, and because you were madly in love with me
treegoatspoon: whatever
treegoatspoon: it was the other way around
treegoatspoon: thats why you asked me to go
livinitup1019: ...Or because I didn't know how to get there
treegoatspoon: well shit
treegoatspoon: i was being nice....
treegoatspoon: and i got to drive your stupid car
livinitup1019: Haha
treegoatspoon: ok so i did like you and thats prob why i wet and you freakin know that, but the keyword here is DID so shut up
livinitup1019: Haha. I know
livinitup1019: I'm not so obsessed with myself that I'd think you would still like me
treegoatspoon: haha ok
livinitup1019: Although you'd probably still want to have sex
treegoatspoon: hahahaha
treegoatspoon: ....
treegoatspoon: if i could put a bag over your....... nvm
livinitup1019: Yeah. Haha, good one
treegoatspoon: haha so what happened with you and........ tony?
livinitup1019: Nothing. He was too nice
treegoatspoon: what? i thought you said you liked this other guy because he was nice
livinitup1019: He was always trying to take me out and stuff
treegoatspoon: oh so if he didnt do that it would have been cool
livinitup1019: I mean, I'll probably get over this guy
livinitup1019: No. I probably wouldn't have dated him anyway
treegoatspoon: oh
livinitup1019: Haha, my sister tells me I'm going to be single for forever because I get over guys too fast
treegoatspoon: ehh maybe
livinitup1019: It's okay though. Cause I'll still get laid more than you
treegoatspoon: but this was also the sister who thought that we would work out, HA your dog doesnt count
treegoatspoon: or you vibrator
livinitup1019: I wasn't talking about either
treegoatspoon: other girls?
treegoatspoon: or old men
treegoatspoon: you beat me in the old man department
treegoatspoon: ha
treegoatspoon: i love that we still pick on each other, like i just talked to you yesterday
livinitup1019: Haha, I guess
treegoatspoon: im gonna put all this shit on lj, because katie said that she would read it
livinitup1019: Why don't you just send it to her on an IM?
treegoatspoon: shes too stupid i guess
livinitup1019: Leave Katie alone
treegoatspoon: ok but she is the local five dollar prostitute
treegoatspoon: ask her she made a career change recently
treegoatspoon: ha so how is the school thing going
livinitup1019: Pretty good I guess. I'm out for like a week and a half
treegoatspoon: sweet
treegoatspoon: high school is over rated any way
treegoatspoon: you should quit
treegoatspoon: and be stupid like me
treegoatspoon: then go to college any way
treegoatspoon: and fail math cause its dumber than you
livinitup1019: Ummm...
treegoatspoon: or dont
treegoatspoon: it wont hurt my feelings, i promise