Glee 1x15, Odds & Ends
And by Odds & Ends, I mean worship of all things Brittany and Santana. Because, let's face it. This isn't a perfect show.
But it's got really really hot cheerleaders. And they sleep with each other. And they dance like sex.
And... well, I'll forgive a show almost anything for that.
1. The Return of Becky.
Look? She's there! And, if you noticed, sandwiched between Brittany and Santana. I can't help but wonder if that's on purpose. I wonder if Brittany and Santana purposely put her between them to protect her; Brittany because she likes her, Santana because ... well... Brittany likes her.
2. GirlTalk.
Poor, poor Rachel. She has no one to talk to about girl!things, and these girls are the worst advice givers, well... ever.
But this scene also gave us Brittany/Santana touching, and it's well... intimate. And the return of the pinkie-hand-holding.
Also, Quinn? If you want to try to draw a mean picture of Rachel, maybe you should leave out all the hearts around the page. It's uh... kinda gay.
3.Express Yourself
OMG, girlpower!eyesex, gah! The awesomeness of this number is measured in pure shallowness.
Also helpful?
Santana giving Brittany a big ole bit of eyesex when she sings about how boys are 'tards.
4.Brittany thinks Finn is like, super dumb.
Which is... kinda awesome. Also awesome? Brittany dressing for the part of Madonna. And her 7 year old boyfriend.
And Santana's entire dialogue to Finn.
Santana: Look Finn, it's high time you lost the big V. Everything about you screams virgin. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch doll. It's exhausting to look at you.
Also, she recognizes a girl in heat when she sees one.
S: Please, you can smell it on her. She's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday, and practically sprayed the choir room.
5. Sue Sylvester in Vogue.
Also, did you know that Brittany/Santana were the disembodied hands and Brittany was the Cone-Bra?
6. Like a Virgin.
Holy hell, Naya has some pipes! AND OMG can she be any hotter? No?
Um... yeah. You'll have to excuse me. My brain just broke.
But it's got really really hot cheerleaders. And they sleep with each other. And they dance like sex.
And... well, I'll forgive a show almost anything for that.
1. The Return of Becky.
Look? She's there! And, if you noticed, sandwiched between Brittany and Santana. I can't help but wonder if that's on purpose. I wonder if Brittany and Santana purposely put her between them to protect her; Brittany because she likes her, Santana because ... well... Brittany likes her.
2. GirlTalk.
Poor, poor Rachel. She has no one to talk to about girl!things, and these girls are the worst advice givers, well... ever.
But this scene also gave us Brittany/Santana touching, and it's well... intimate. And the return of the pinkie-hand-holding.
Also, Quinn? If you want to try to draw a mean picture of Rachel, maybe you should leave out all the hearts around the page. It's uh... kinda gay.
3.Express Yourself
OMG, girlpower!eyesex, gah! The awesomeness of this number is measured in pure shallowness.
Also helpful?
Santana giving Brittany a big ole bit of eyesex when she sings about how boys are 'tards.
4.Brittany thinks Finn is like, super dumb.
Which is... kinda awesome. Also awesome? Brittany dressing for the part of Madonna. And her 7 year old boyfriend.
And Santana's entire dialogue to Finn.
Santana: Look Finn, it's high time you lost the big V. Everything about you screams virgin. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch doll. It's exhausting to look at you.
Also, she recognizes a girl in heat when she sees one.
S: Please, you can smell it on her. She's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday, and practically sprayed the choir room.
5. Sue Sylvester in Vogue.
Also, did you know that Brittany/Santana were the disembodied hands and Brittany was the Cone-Bra?
6. Like a Virgin.
Holy hell, Naya has some pipes! AND OMG can she be any hotter? No?
Um... yeah. You'll have to excuse me. My brain just broke.