I HAVE GLASSES AND I'M STROKING MY BEARD THIS MEANS I'M SMART
I CUT AND DYED MY HAIR YAY UNEVENESS
DON'T COME TO MCDONALDS, EVER. ESPECIALLY ANYTIME AFTER MIDNIGHT AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU SEE A HUGE LINE ALREADY AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE 6 DIFFERENT ORDERS FROM ONE CAR. I made these people wait like 10 minutes before I even took their order so I could just completely clear out everyone in front of them. And because it's funny to see the DT screen pending.
THIS IS WHAT DRIPS OFF THE FRIES OVER THE COURSE OF ONE DAY, YUMMY
I'M RICH BITCH