102 things a guy should know about girls
1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!
2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.
3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We ( Read more... )
No one should cheat, but it's proven that women are as likely to cheat as men.
Remember that men have female friends too, and if you're a total bitch we might send them after you.
If you get shitfaced and jump straight into someone's pants, that doesn't mean he "took advantage of you when you were drunk".
If you slap someone, you better have a good reason, otherwise you are a complete and total cunt.
Don't expect people to buy you shit all the time.
If you're not disabled, get a goddamn job.
Being a rampant breeder is not a valid disability.
If you truly want to be a strong woman, don't be a fucking parasite.
If you're tired of ending up with stupid men, stop going after obvious redneck jocks.
If you go out of your way to cocktease, you're worthless and living a lie. If you cocktease and then whine about being seen as a "sex object", you're even more pathetic.
Most people who enjoy "chick flicks" are fucking idiots, regardless of their sex.
Communicate with LANGUAGE. You do not have the power of thought broadcasting and men are not mind readers.
Want equality? Some of us do too. So fuck chivalry.
If you're offended by logic, tough shit. Go cry and form a generic riot grrrrrrrrrrrrrl band.
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