I'm a Legionnaire, camel in disrepair

Mar 11, 2006 22:30

2 more of the lists recieved from the Travisbeast.

Things that make noises I don't like:
1. frogs
2. whipporwill
3. blue boom box
4. littlest ben's radio
5. bugle
6. harmonica
7. Maumee Camp Inspectors
8. Campers
9. Scout Masters
10. Geldrich

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Clicky Cricket check list:

-x- Vanish into thin air
-x- burned alive
-x- Smashed into tree
-x- thrown into deer pond
frag phosphorous
---...--- death by grenade
--- death by firing squad/*can't tell what this says* (EDIT: it says "garret", which makes perfect sense now.)
--- death by hanging (way up in tree)
--- boat trip down the spillway
-x- crushed with vice
-x- drowned in latrine

Liner notes: Geldrich does make some pretty awful noises. And clicky crickets, for those of you who don't know (read: everyone besides like 4 people in JSA), are these little clicky toys that Kris and Andrea sent us in lieu of working there. They gave one to each staff member, and promptly began clicking like mad. We made it our solemn duty to steal them and kill them in various ways, cause they were annoying. I think I tore a couple to shreds with pliers, and smashed some into the ground with cinderblocks, as well, though those methods of torture weren't on that list.
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