That's what your mom said.

Nov 20, 2006 11:29

This may make me late for work, and I'm blaming each and every person who reads this in advance. But I feel the need for a little venting.

Things I dislike:

Miserable nights at work like last night.
People who humor me.
People who think that they know everything about anything.
Passive-aggressive behavior.
Lingering Puritanical social norms.
People who can't take a little sarcasm or criticism.
Pigeons.
The ill feeling I get when I eat fast food.
People who think telling people who smoke that cigarettes will kill you is news.

Things I like:

People who appreciate it when I describe myself as laconic.
Margaritas.
Honesty.
The people who dress up as characters from movies for money on Hollywood Blvd.
Spontaneous hugs.
Really great banter streaks.
Thrift stores.
Sarcasm.
Your mom.
Ben and Jerry's.

That is all. You may now go about your business.
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