Gag Reflex of the day

Oct 16, 2009 19:33

So I'm cruisin' along the freeway this a.m., still dark and early enough not to be too crowded.  I'm sipping my coffee that I microwaved before leaving the house (I'm fearless when it comes to microwaving and then drinking 3 day old coffee.)  As I get to the bottom of the cup, my lips detect something other than liquid in my coffee.  I flip on the overhead light and take a look;  it's a *$#&%^ ROACH.  I am immediately screaming profanities.  To say I was upset would be a classic understatement, I was FREAKED.  I call my buddy Ed, and continue screaming profanities.  Ed is laughing.  I'm not.  I'm screaming, remember?
I did get calmed down eventually but was still spitting out tiny little somethings an hour later.  Very tiny.  I was afraid to swallow for a long time.

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