Oct 16, 2009 19:33
So I'm cruisin' along the freeway this a.m., still dark and early enough not to be too crowded. I'm sipping my coffee that I microwaved before leaving the house (I'm fearless when it comes to microwaving and then drinking 3 day old coffee.) As I get to the bottom of the cup, my lips detect something other than liquid in my coffee. I flip on the overhead light and take a look; it's a *$#&%^ ROACH. I am immediately screaming profanities. To say I was upset would be a classic understatement, I was FREAKED. I call my buddy Ed, and continue screaming profanities. Ed is laughing. I'm not. I'm screaming, remember?
I did get calmed down eventually but was still spitting out tiny little somethings an hour later. Very tiny. I was afraid to swallow for a long time.