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Planet Randazzle

'Randazzle has done a lot for me. I just wish to Hell He'd stop spying on me in the shower.' (

Hubbard

Henson)
Religion In Randazzle's World

• Randazzleist 37%
  (292,950,494 believers)
• Bassettist 2%
  (15,835,161 believers)
• Bromidicity 4%
  (31,670,323 believers)
• Jaglessism 1%
  (7,917,580 believers)
• Kevelsity 1%
  (7,917,580 believers)
• Okaism 6%
  (47,505,485 believers)
• Ragingist 8%
  (63,340,647 believers)
• Reworksity 9%
  (71,258,228 believers)
• Rotorsism 4%
  (31,670,323 believers)
• Schemataist 20%
  (158,351,618 believers)
• Sowensist 8%
  (63,340,647 believers)

Population : 791,758,092
World Ends : 3rd Oct 2011
Nuclear Capable : Guinea, Liechtenstein, New Zealand, Oman, Puerto Rico
Nuked Countries : Puerto Rico, New Zealand, Liechtenstein, Guinea
Randazzle's Wrath!!

• 24th May 2007 is a tragic day in Hong Kong S.A.R.'s history as Creator of the known universe Randazzle thought it would be fun to take a grand slash in all of the countries main reservoirs.


• On 30th Jul 2008 God made the startling revelation that 'pancakes are the very epitome of sin'.


• 'Heretics and Heavens alike, suck on this!' proclaimed the Father as he began hurling bricks from high heaven!

The Anti-Randazzle

In the end the Anti-Randazzle proved to be an unlikely one in Iraq's Charissa Denton a 74-year-old woman.
The Saviour

In the beginning there was Randazzle. Randazzle hated everything and everyone. That is why He sent his half-wit son Eusebio Weems to attempt to save both our minds and our spirits through poorly-guided yoga lessons.
This is the End

Tired of trendie lefties calling the shots in public office Randazzle sent a meteor in the direction of Kuwait, destroying absolutely everything.

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