Things I Learned Last Night
One: Three buckets of rum is a Bad Idea. So much so infact that I am still suffering for it after twelve straight hours of sleep. My suffering also might have to do with the doubt I have been feeling as to whether or not I can hold down a meal. I haven't eaten today.
Two: Hot scene girls make great kareoke dance partners. This is especially true when they have expansive breasts and butts tight enough to litterally bounce a quarter to the moon.
Three: I don't mind the reaking nature of old cigarette smoke in a chicks hair when I am three buckets of rum into an evening, or she is the afore mentioned hot scene girl.
Four: Never let the KLAM volunteer you for a kareoke song.
Five: "Roses" by Outkast gets hot scene girls to booty dance with you while you're attempting not to butcher it.
Six: There is one more bar it is probably not a good idea if I ever return to.
Seven: Never listen to the lonely whinning of a single bucket of rum in your belly.
Eight: Dr. McNinja is disturbingly good at getting past the 'security' at my complex. This is good given that I tend to drink excessively with him.
Thing I learned today
One: I probably won't be getting my motorcycle till after I graduate because I can't get into the basic rider class when I intended.
Two: Hot scene girls make great kareoke dance partners. This is especially true when they have expansive breasts and butts tight enough to litterally bounce a quarter to the moon.
Three: I don't mind the reaking nature of old cigarette smoke in a chicks hair when I am three buckets of rum into an evening, or she is the afore mentioned hot scene girl.
Four: Never let the KLAM volunteer you for a kareoke song.
Five: "Roses" by Outkast gets hot scene girls to booty dance with you while you're attempting not to butcher it.
Six: There is one more bar it is probably not a good idea if I ever return to.
Seven: Never listen to the lonely whinning of a single bucket of rum in your belly.
Eight: Dr. McNinja is disturbingly good at getting past the 'security' at my complex. This is good given that I tend to drink excessively with him.
Thing I learned today
One: I probably won't be getting my motorcycle till after I graduate because I can't get into the basic rider class when I intended.