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this 'journal' is now a collection of inside jokes and other retarded shit between me and my best friends so we dont forget it all
BUTTERS:
ultra-fags: skating down teh sidewalk by teh church then launching your board into the sign for no reason at all. destroyed about 3 boards in this manner
biker riding down the street while me and butters are skating at the church "skating's for pussies!"
butters: "well HOMOS ARE GAY!" (GEYYY)
butters getting his board stolen by three black kids.
"lemme see your board man"
"no dude, its brand new" (theres dirt adn shit alll over it)
not necessarily funny but a memory
we got chased on halloween at the same spot
kreiner "lets go to my house-no boofs"
skating at the church every day for like 4 hours when we could do absolutely nothing, our best trick there was a "shoveit to fakie" down the driveway apron hahah
"have a nice day, stop abortion"
skeeg
"aggressive reggae"-jimmy
buters-"we were 'given the boot'" after being kicked out of the 2 stair on wick
anthony-"your brother had band auditions? where at, like in your basement?"
me-"yeah dude peabodys people just came in my house. haha youre giving them something to drink-'you guys want, like, a coke, or something?'"
HEYYYYYYY BUBB
haha the first time you like swore upfront. 5th grade towards the end of teh school day. we were talking a lot then you look at the clock and its like 2:29, "holy shit!" we laughed for like 10 minutes
"steak fajitias"
"crapper"
chris farley skits, writing them out, acting them, cracking up over TRICK OR TREAT for about a half hour
"hello im butters and youre watching channel 93, THE FOOT news"
hahahhah "my son BOBO in kindergarden made this in art class today. well anyway >throws it to the side<"
"now over to tag team sports with tony rizzo (kurt)"
"today at a local seveneleven, the cahier was held up by an arab. the man reportedly pulled out a gun, and yelled "hook a brother up". he then shot the man, and stole the store's entire stock of reese's FAST break."
making fun of colleen for listening to afi-"oooo i paint my nails black im GOTHIC. i play my powercords backwards im GOTHIC."
absolutely killing people with the dodgeball in gym. kurt diving bheind teh chairs then the ball hits teh chairs and they fly everywhere
tying each otehr to our chairs with our ties then trying to jump while tied up
instead of "making fun of" it was "ridicule"
butters and disguise calling each otehr horrendus?
news depth.
the asshole who hostes news depth who really wasnt funny.
ben writing random shit on my news depth paper ("gorilla eats amish buggy in PA").
ben stapling into his pen and the floor (yyesh!")
me and butters spiking our hair because we were punk rock and listened to mxpx and home grown, when wed walk in in teh morning wed point to our hair, "funk rawker!"
come on understanding visit me for once today.
"sterile? doesnt that mean you cant GO?"
i-i-i think i broke it.
why don tyou build your own frigging shelf.
t-th-t-the mcrib is back.
fasistacated.
HHHHOOOOOOMMME SKILLET.
for some reason, at lunch "you kids with your ranch dressing and your, CEASER SALADS".
the bro-hymn tribute (THE BROOOOOOO).
the rock lobsters: the spare ball that never worked, waving your hands and sliding in teh direcitonm you want the ball to go after you bowled it, all the random names we put in (osama, harry potter...), the fat metal chick at teh concession stand with a new metal tee every week (metallica, pink floyd, led zepplin...), bowling a 43.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMULLET.
eh, LEIderhosen.
gey 4 square, hating kurt luoma (no baby drops asshole!)
geyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
a couple months ago in my kitchen, butters opens a magazine, im like 'yeah, theres liek a mazda ad or soemthing' butters-'dude...' definitely a mazda ad on the page he was on.
airplane.
RANcid.
the gauntlet.
in the video for God called in sick today, davey looks liek hes crucifying himself, butters-"hey jade, could you help me with this NAIL."
'hey jimmy, could i get a little more terble on the left bass speaker for my rhythm guitar? noooooo problem buddy. we gotcha.'
Hoges:
air the 6.
bryan, on purpose, falling back in his hair in the middle of class, we thought it would be hillarious and everyone would laughm, it was actually dead silent.
tees.
GET THE NOTE. (get teh deck, get teh tee, get the kid...).