All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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oh my goodness, its almost the 5th. my 40 bucks will pay off, when i laugh. so hard.
i cant wait to see him:
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
im SOOOO happy.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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oh my goodness, its almost the 5th. my 40 bucks will pay off, when i laugh. so hard.
i cant wait to see him:
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
im SOOOO happy.