Oh college. You rapscallion, you.

[ran_pants]

Yeah hey Comstock. You wanna, uh...get some DRYERS THAT WORK up in the basement, maybe? You know...ones that don't shut down for no reason? Ones that actually register when you want to select a cycle? Ones that don't have important-looking wires getting ripped out of them and destroying people's clothing?

Maybe? Just a suggestion?

...No?