Kiss #8: It's Good for You

Apr 09, 2007 22:50

Title: It’s Good for You
Author: ran_mouri82
Word Count: 423
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Detective Conan is pwned by Aoyama Gosho. I only admire his l33t skillz.
Pairing: Kudou Shin’ichi and Mouri Ran
Notes: 30 Kisses: #28 - Wada Calcium CD3



It's Good for You

It was gummy.

That was the first thought to cross Edogawa Conan's mind when he scrutinized the small, candy-colored object being lowered between the thumb and forefinger of his childhood friend turned babysitter, Mouri Ran. Unfortunately for him, Ran not only possessed a black belt she was not afraid to use, but towered more than twice his size and was not about to take "no" for an answer.

Conan made a face. The chewy candy was not even candy, though it glowed bright blue and took the shape of the Detective Boys' favorite hero. This was far worse.

"Come on, Conan! It's the new Kamen Yaiba gummy vitamin!" Ran coaxed in a sing song voice, waving the strange confection under Conan's wrinkled nose. She crouched beside the kitchen sink and gave Conan a sweet smile, making his heart flutter against his will. "If you thought the original chewable vitamins were yummy, these are yummy and gummy!"

Would you stop treating me like a child?! Conan almost blurted. Kids meals were one thing, but this was ridiculous. Instead, he crossed his arms and turned away in a miserable attempt to look cool. "I get enough nutrients in my regular meals. You should know because you cook them."

"Conan? Do you know that mothers tend to worry, even when they're not around?" she said, maintaining a tight smile like a pot millimeters from boiling over. "And that such a mother trusts any guardian of her child with his health, including his nutrition?"

Ran's face-and lips, Conan could not help but noting-hovered close enough to his to force his cheeks to flush. It was a shame she looked ready to karate chop him at the same time.

"Uh, Ran-neecha-"

That was all Ran needed to pop the gummy vitamin into Conan's mouth and clamp it shut, his lips pursing as they squished together like a kiss.

"There, that wasn't so hard, was it?" Ran chirped, patting Conan's head. The scowl he gave her, however, made her sigh and add, "Now don't be so grumpy. You want to grow up big and strong, don't you, just like Shin'ichi-niichan?"

Conan turned beet red. J-just like . . . ?

Straightening up, Ran ruffled his hair and bounded into the living room, leaving Conan unsure of whether to feel happy or violated. He chose the former and, folding his hands behind his head, followed at her heels with an off-key whistle. Besides, if his taste buds were not fooling him, Razzberry Yaiba was kind of sweet.

And here's a short, but hopefully cute, Kiss!  At least we're two away from number 10!

*hugs everyone in the nearest vicinity and runs*

detective conan, 30 kisses, fanfiction

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