well then, I guess I have been bad

[ramzus]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In January, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I fed negative_sin to a Shoggoth (250 points). In March, I exposed glddaisy to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-385 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Ramzus

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May feralmuse and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I gave ninelinspower a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I gave edthecabbit a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I donated bone marrow to wickedstyxtsol in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (294 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
Ramzus