I want to play a 1/2 Elf Ranger named Bosko
I'm in London. This morning I was in Paris. I gotta tell you, I like London pounds more than Paris. That was a joke about money, folks. I am 7 months exhausted. You can't understand it because I don't either. I'll be home in less than 2 days.
I'm officially addicted to Led Zeppelin, as if I wasn't diagnosed a long time ago. Today I walked miles in the afternoon London rain scouring every shop for Led Zeppelin "stuff". The problem is I already OWN most of it. I did buy the Page&Plant "No Quarter" soundtrack that was still missing. It was only 6 quid, so I was happy. I also bought a Led Zeppelin keychain. I just can't get enough LZ Stuff. It's great though when I'm shopping for Led Zeppelin stuff because if the music is too loud or we don't speak the same language because all I need to do is point to my shirt. 45% of the time I'm wearing one of my 15 Zeppelin shirts. Now I can point to my keychain too.
Yesterday I got ripped off by a French taxi, so I ripped off the Eiffel Tower. I totally conned my way up without buying a single ticket. I bluffed my way past the French army with their water squirting machine guns (I assume). I bluffed my way past snarly ticket inspectors. I am the man. I guess France and I are even though. I mean, France did give me Old Lager, Jedi Thursdays, and an Angry Drunk Homeless Man yelling at birds in the park. I dont even feel like writing the stories. All I can say is when you're Drunk on OLD LAGER at THE BAR and it's not JEDI THURSDAYS...you must never CROSS THE STREAMS. It was probably funnier drunk. And I TOTALLY tripped over a construction barrier and rolled down the hill. Apparently there are mountains in France. France, I will take you off of my list, but only because you're so funny.
Tomorrow I'm going to the London Tower and Dungeon. Angel said it wasn't really that bad. I don't know if his information is correct though. He's a VAMPIRE. Wednesday morning I must wake up super early to make it to the London Gatwick airport for 45 minutes of uncomfortable full body security intrusion. I'll make sure to wear my Homer Simpson boxers and a tie-dye shirt.
I just really want to be home.
I'm in the mood for food. I shall go.
~Wayno
I'm officially addicted to Led Zeppelin, as if I wasn't diagnosed a long time ago. Today I walked miles in the afternoon London rain scouring every shop for Led Zeppelin "stuff". The problem is I already OWN most of it. I did buy the Page&Plant "No Quarter" soundtrack that was still missing. It was only 6 quid, so I was happy. I also bought a Led Zeppelin keychain. I just can't get enough LZ Stuff. It's great though when I'm shopping for Led Zeppelin stuff because if the music is too loud or we don't speak the same language because all I need to do is point to my shirt. 45% of the time I'm wearing one of my 15 Zeppelin shirts. Now I can point to my keychain too.
Yesterday I got ripped off by a French taxi, so I ripped off the Eiffel Tower. I totally conned my way up without buying a single ticket. I bluffed my way past the French army with their water squirting machine guns (I assume). I bluffed my way past snarly ticket inspectors. I am the man. I guess France and I are even though. I mean, France did give me Old Lager, Jedi Thursdays, and an Angry Drunk Homeless Man yelling at birds in the park. I dont even feel like writing the stories. All I can say is when you're Drunk on OLD LAGER at THE BAR and it's not JEDI THURSDAYS...you must never CROSS THE STREAMS. It was probably funnier drunk. And I TOTALLY tripped over a construction barrier and rolled down the hill. Apparently there are mountains in France. France, I will take you off of my list, but only because you're so funny.
Tomorrow I'm going to the London Tower and Dungeon. Angel said it wasn't really that bad. I don't know if his information is correct though. He's a VAMPIRE. Wednesday morning I must wake up super early to make it to the London Gatwick airport for 45 minutes of uncomfortable full body security intrusion. I'll make sure to wear my Homer Simpson boxers and a tie-dye shirt.
I just really want to be home.
I'm in the mood for food. I shall go.
~Wayno