The Moment You've All Been Waiting For...
Yes. It is time for... A RANT!!!
Today's rant is very special and in honor of the first few summer movies hitting theaters recently.
WHY ON FUCKING EARTH DO PEOPLE BASH THE DaVINCI CODE SO DAMN MUCH?!?!?!?!
All these fucking idiots who can't get off their fucking high horse and get a fucking reality check keep insisting on how much smarter they are then "the idiot masses" because they, in some sort of "divine wisdom," believe they enlighten us by telling people that the DaVinci Code is a lie. Give these people a Nobel Prize! OBVIOUSLY they, in their all-knowing, all-seeing greatness, have seen through this baffling deception and received the revelation of the falseness of the people. The Oh-So-Wise CardCaptor Schulter (Who's comic I do like... usually) even said, directed at fans of the DaVinci Code: "You probably think Pop Rocks and Soda can kill you, too."
If you couldn't detect the overwhelming sarcasm of that previous statement, kill yourself so you can win a Darwin Award.
OF COURSE THE DaVINCI CODE ISN'T TRUE!!! IT'S IN THE GODDAMN FICTION SECTION!!! THAT MEANS IT'S NOT. REAL!!! THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T SELL IT AS NON-FICTION!!! THAT'S WHY DAN BROWN SPECIFICALLY POINTS OUT THAT ONLY TWO THINGS IN THE BOOK ARE BASED IN INDISPUTABLE FACT (Opus Dei actually exists, and there was, at one point, a society by the name of... uh... that society... that's all sexual in the book)!!! YOU PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY THINK THERE'S NO LOUVRE IN PARIS BECAUSE HE MENTIONS IT!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!! YOUR RELATIVE COMMON SENSE CONVERTED INTO mL OF WATER ISN'T EVEN BIG ENOUGH TO FILL A MOTHER-FUCKING GODDAMN THIMBLE, WHEN THE AVERAGE PERSON'S COULD, ON THE SAME SCALE I'M USING, FILL AN AREA THE SIZE AND DEPTH OF THE PACIFIC FUCKING OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, I feel better now. Some things you just have to get out of your system.
Today's rant is very special and in honor of the first few summer movies hitting theaters recently.
WHY ON FUCKING EARTH DO PEOPLE BASH THE DaVINCI CODE SO DAMN MUCH?!?!?!?!
All these fucking idiots who can't get off their fucking high horse and get a fucking reality check keep insisting on how much smarter they are then "the idiot masses" because they, in some sort of "divine wisdom," believe they enlighten us by telling people that the DaVinci Code is a lie. Give these people a Nobel Prize! OBVIOUSLY they, in their all-knowing, all-seeing greatness, have seen through this baffling deception and received the revelation of the falseness of the people. The Oh-So-Wise CardCaptor Schulter (Who's comic I do like... usually) even said, directed at fans of the DaVinci Code: "You probably think Pop Rocks and Soda can kill you, too."
If you couldn't detect the overwhelming sarcasm of that previous statement, kill yourself so you can win a Darwin Award.
OF COURSE THE DaVINCI CODE ISN'T TRUE!!! IT'S IN THE GODDAMN FICTION SECTION!!! THAT MEANS IT'S NOT. REAL!!! THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T SELL IT AS NON-FICTION!!! THAT'S WHY DAN BROWN SPECIFICALLY POINTS OUT THAT ONLY TWO THINGS IN THE BOOK ARE BASED IN INDISPUTABLE FACT (Opus Dei actually exists, and there was, at one point, a society by the name of... uh... that society... that's all sexual in the book)!!! YOU PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY THINK THERE'S NO LOUVRE IN PARIS BECAUSE HE MENTIONS IT!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!! YOUR RELATIVE COMMON SENSE CONVERTED INTO mL OF WATER ISN'T EVEN BIG ENOUGH TO FILL A MOTHER-FUCKING GODDAMN THIMBLE, WHEN THE AVERAGE PERSON'S COULD, ON THE SAME SCALE I'M USING, FILL AN AREA THE SIZE AND DEPTH OF THE PACIFIC FUCKING OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, I feel better now. Some things you just have to get out of your system.