I don't have time for this crap at school. Getting it out of my system while I can :)
1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
-- Teriyaki beef jerky, blue gummy sharks, energy drinks, a Block & Barrel wrap. (Or just a case of beer).
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea-dwelling creature, what would you be?
-- do seagulls count?
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
-- Stephanie…the little trendy Brit I knew in Bahrain.
4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
-- pancakes. And water.
5. Do you own any... naughty toys?
-- A collection of scary sharp things. And a man.
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friends list?
-- Yes.
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear:
-- They have Animal from The Muppets on them…
8. Describe the last time you were injured:
-- I fell off my horse…but that was a long time ago. Come to think of it, I’m overdue for a real injury.
9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable?
-- lying on a stretch of asphalt (when no cars are coming) or a driveway, or packed earth when it’s still warm from the sun.
11. Tell me a weird story from your high school years:
--Hmm, so many…let’s see…..I had these three guy friends, Craig, Bo and Justin. We’d spend hours roaming around the woods, or sitting huddled together in our hoodies, sharing a cigarette. One day the three showed up at my house with the munchies, so I blessed them with Rainbow Icecream. Then they told me to meet them later at the half-built house down the street. After they’d left, Justin’s crazy father showed up at our house and started threatening my Dad, saying that Justin had run away from home and we were harboring him. While my folks tried to reason with the angry father, I snuck out and ran down the street to the house to warn Justin and the others. I guided them on a secret route through the woods and across a field to help Justin get away. Never saw him again after that, but I heard he later broke his dad’s arm in a fight, and he’d been put away someplace.
12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
-- a photo of my dog skull
13. Soda?
-- I’m in a Diet Coke rut.
14. Flavor of pudding?
-- Real custard
15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
-- gray wifebeater
16. Prescription medication?
-- Excedrin Migraine!!!
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
-- I’d ride around on the back of a gigantic pitbull that can run super fast….and fly.
18. How many people are on your friends list?
-- 34
19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
-- 23
20. What are you listening to right now?
-- Andrew Bird and The Mysterious Production of Eggs
21. Most recent movie you watched?
-- The Red Violin
22. Name 5 things you have with you at all times:
-- Money, License, Student ID, knife, and...boobs. Can't get rid of them.
23. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
-- Give while receiving one.
24. Name a teacher you had the hots for:
-- oh, there were a couple…
25. What is a saying that you use a lot?
-- "Awesome…."
26. What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child?
-- You can walk the same road every day and always see something different. Never assume there’s nothing left to explore.