It's 2 AM...
And I'm feeling all goofy and everybody's in bed. The cat's already found a place to hide lest she have her poor little feline mind fucked with for my amusement. My beanie sloth is game, but he's a sloth and I'm not that patient at the moment. Porn is too ridiculous to be taken seriously and too joyless to be silly. Watching TV is just too passive, even if TV didn't suck ass at 2 AM. I need something to chase and maybe bat around. Someone should make human-sized cat toys.