"You'd have to be rich to drive to work."
In this article about gas prices in Beverly Hills, one local explains her fuel conservation strategy while filling up her Escalade at $4.299 a gallon at a local full-service gas station:
"It's $98.55, for 22.9 gallons," said Best. "But I conserve by not driving much. I only drive a little and always in my neighborhood. You'd have to be rich to drive to work."
That's right, folks. We've been going about it all wrong. The secret to fuel economy is to drive your gas-guzzling SUV only to places you could FUCKING WALK TO.
*headdesk*
Somewhere up someone's ass, Baby Jesus weeps.
"It's $98.55, for 22.9 gallons," said Best. "But I conserve by not driving much. I only drive a little and always in my neighborhood. You'd have to be rich to drive to work."
That's right, folks. We've been going about it all wrong. The secret to fuel economy is to drive your gas-guzzling SUV only to places you could FUCKING WALK TO.
*headdesk*
Somewhere up someone's ass, Baby Jesus weeps.