I've said it before, but I can really be a dumbass...
I managed to misplace my car last night.
I'm not tallking about crowded-mall "was it section 3A or 3B" misplacing. I'm talking "Oh shit! I forgot to bring my car home!" misplacing. Before you start organizing interventions for me and my substance-abuse issues, I'd just like to point out that I managed to do this under the influence of ONE Bacardi Limon premium malt beverage (5% alcohol by volume, and quite tasty).
It (as so many amusing moments in my life do) began with my hanging out with sara_bellum after work. Mike had abandoned me for a weekend of gambling and debauchery at the casinos in Tunica, Mississippi (which is a story in itself) so sara_bellum had invited me over to watch a movie with her and doubledeus. Since I have a great fear of interstates and a shitty memory for directions, I met her at her workplace after work and rode with her to the house. We talked, we played with the puppies, we watched Amelie and drank responsibly and quite moderately. After the movie ended sara_bellum decided she was sleepy, so doubledeus gave me a ride back. He dropped me off at my house, and I proceeded to unwind prior to going to bed. I started getting the munchies, and suddenly remembered that I had left my pizza leftovers from dinner in the car... which I then remembered I had left at sara_bellum's workplace. I called her up about noon, she graciously agreed to pick me up on her way in to work (she didn't even say I was a dumbass) and the car and I were reunited, none the worse for our separation.
I'm not tallking about crowded-mall "was it section 3A or 3B" misplacing. I'm talking "Oh shit! I forgot to bring my car home!" misplacing. Before you start organizing interventions for me and my substance-abuse issues, I'd just like to point out that I managed to do this under the influence of ONE Bacardi Limon premium malt beverage (5% alcohol by volume, and quite tasty).
It (as so many amusing moments in my life do) began with my hanging out with sara_bellum after work. Mike had abandoned me for a weekend of gambling and debauchery at the casinos in Tunica, Mississippi (which is a story in itself) so sara_bellum had invited me over to watch a movie with her and doubledeus. Since I have a great fear of interstates and a shitty memory for directions, I met her at her workplace after work and rode with her to the house. We talked, we played with the puppies, we watched Amelie and drank responsibly and quite moderately. After the movie ended sara_bellum decided she was sleepy, so doubledeus gave me a ride back. He dropped me off at my house, and I proceeded to unwind prior to going to bed. I started getting the munchies, and suddenly remembered that I had left my pizza leftovers from dinner in the car... which I then remembered I had left at sara_bellum's workplace. I called her up about noon, she graciously agreed to pick me up on her way in to work (she didn't even say I was a dumbass) and the car and I were reunited, none the worse for our separation.