From the county that brought us the Scopes Monkey Trial...

[rampagingturtle]

And people wonder why I want to get the hell out of Tennessee.

I suddenly feel an intense need to get me some hot girl-lovin' in Rhea County. It's a moral imperative. I'm sure the hubby will understand.

I think I'll bring my own girl though. I'm just not real impressed with the local breeding stock there.