high five for nonexsistent life!
yes, its true. instead of going around to everyone singing my happy
song and preforming my happy dance, im just going to tell you now: the
result was negative. there is no little vomitting spitting ugly fetus
inside me. i am baby free! oh the world is grand. oh so grand. and i
have been to see charlie and the chocolate factory three times this
week. i bought a rancid shirt in the city. jealous much? i would be.
how wonderful is everything? pretty fucking wonderful. joy joy joy. joy
and fantastic and fabulous and fan-fucking-tabulous.