Monty Python eases just about any pain/ affliction
i had an action packed morning, so i thought i'd treat myself to a nap.
probably fell asleep for 3 hours.
i am awake now and watching Monty Python dvds- the tv show.
there's one episode where John Cleese is a pharmacist and he comes out into a waiting room and asks,
"ok, who's got the pox?"
some old guy raises his hand and John tosses him a bottle of meds.
"who's got the boil on the bum?"
no one says anything.
"come on. boil on the bum?"
some little mousy guy raises his hand, while trying to hide his face against his arm, simultaneously.
John tosses him a bottle of meds.
"good. now who'se go the chest rash?"
some buxom blonde raises her hand. John looks her over, and based on the enormity of her tits, he says, "i'm going to need a bigger bottle."
i share this with you because due to the heat here, and my stress, i have developed a bit of a chest rash, myself... wish i could find a cute pharmacist with a bottle of meds for me.
... preferably a pharmacist in the form of ... oh,.. say,.. Eddie Izzard, in a lab coat and dark framed glasses.
actually, could i have 2 of those and just call you guys back in the morning??
*wink wink*
probably fell asleep for 3 hours.
i am awake now and watching Monty Python dvds- the tv show.
there's one episode where John Cleese is a pharmacist and he comes out into a waiting room and asks,
"ok, who's got the pox?"
some old guy raises his hand and John tosses him a bottle of meds.
"who's got the boil on the bum?"
no one says anything.
"come on. boil on the bum?"
some little mousy guy raises his hand, while trying to hide his face against his arm, simultaneously.
John tosses him a bottle of meds.
"good. now who'se go the chest rash?"
some buxom blonde raises her hand. John looks her over, and based on the enormity of her tits, he says, "i'm going to need a bigger bottle."
i share this with you because due to the heat here, and my stress, i have developed a bit of a chest rash, myself... wish i could find a cute pharmacist with a bottle of meds for me.
... preferably a pharmacist in the form of ... oh,.. say,.. Eddie Izzard, in a lab coat and dark framed glasses.
actually, could i have 2 of those and just call you guys back in the morning??
*wink wink*