(no subject)
I am sitting in the backyard
stealing wireless internet from the
neighbours.
It's best to get this deviant behaviour out of my system now,
I would hate to have my future children see me like this.
I am building up momentum to start running-
Step one: Read a book about running
Step two: Shop for running clothes
Step three: Buy MP3 player to allow for skip-free running tunes
Step four: Download music to new MP3 player
Step five: Attempt to shop for clothes for the second time
Step six: Consider sewing own running clothes
Step seven: Sit in the backyard and confess to no one in particular that I am only at step seven...?
I'm a real life inaction figure.
stealing wireless internet from the
neighbours.
It's best to get this deviant behaviour out of my system now,
I would hate to have my future children see me like this.
I am building up momentum to start running-
Step one: Read a book about running
Step two: Shop for running clothes
Step three: Buy MP3 player to allow for skip-free running tunes
Step four: Download music to new MP3 player
Step five: Attempt to shop for clothes for the second time
Step six: Consider sewing own running clothes
Step seven: Sit in the backyard and confess to no one in particular that I am only at step seven...?
I'm a real life inaction figure.