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ramen_addict

(WARNING!!! comments = straight crack)

Nov 17, 2006 11:49

DIZZ THAT TOTALLY WAS THE GUY WHO PLAYS GREEN ARROW YOU HOSER. (I don't know why I'm so attached to the guy when I haven't even been watching Smallville since around the time their version of the Flash appeared, but still ( Read more... )

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dizzycadence November 17 2006, 18:27:09 UTC

PEE ESS: YOU'RE THE HOSER. ...YOU HOSER.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 18:38:17 UTC

NUH-UH, YOU HOSER!

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 18:50:29 UTC

WHAT'S THAT I HEAR? THE SOUND OF A HOSER?

OH WAIT IT'S RAMEN.

(I love this game.)

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 18:53:47 UTC

WOW, YOU'RE SUCH A HOSER THEY HIRED YOU TO START THE AMAZON RIVER.

(It's so much fun XD)

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 18:57:35 UTC

WHUP WHUP WHAT'S THAT OH IT'S THE HOSER PATROL LOOKING FOR THEIR #1 MOST WANTED: RAMEN.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:00:06 UTC

TONIGHT ON THE E! TRUE HOSERWOOD STORY: THE SECRET LIFE OF DIZZ!

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 19:08:51 UTC

Rome, The Vatican: The pope turned over his awesome hat today, saying that by the grace of god and google, he had found a bigger hoser than him.

"It's God's will," The Pope said, leaning over the dashboard to pull his air freshener out of the pope mobile.

"Truly there is no greater hoser in all of creation."

Devotees were seen to be waving banners in several languages, all variations of:

"HEY WELCOME TO ROME RAMEN."

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:23:37 UTC

PEE ESS I TOTALLY WANNA GO TO ROME AND TAKE THE POPE'S AWESOME HAT EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE BIGGEST HOSER IN THE WORLD.

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 19:31:40 UTC

YOU SO ARE BUT I WILL HELP YOU STEAL IT ANYWAY. ♥

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:33:30 UTC

I THINK YOU'RE JUST HAVING SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE THE GREATEST ANYTHING, MUCH LESS THE GREATEST HOSER TO EVER HOSE.

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 19:36:56 UTC

NO IT'S COOL I TOTALLY KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN BEAT.

YA HOSER.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:41:43 UTC

NO NO YOU SHOULD STEP UP AND TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE, O MIGHTY HOSER.

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 19:46:22 UTC

BUT HOW COULD I TAKE YOUR PLACE AS HIGHEST HOSER? THAT'S, LIKE, A LIFETIME AWARD.

SERIOUSLY THERE ARE ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS FOR THIS SHIT. I SAW IT ON TV ONCE, SO IT HAS TO BE TRUE. EVEN DEAD YOU'D BE A BIGGER HOSER.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:54:12 UTC

IT'S LIKE THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS, PEOPLE ARE GETTING REPLACED ALL THE TIME BUT SOMETIMES SOMEONE LIKE YOU JUST BLOWS THE PREVIOUS RECORD-HOLDERS AWAY. I WAS NEVER SO PROUD TO LOSE.

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 20:00:06 UTC

BUT UP AND COMING HOSERS ALWAYS HAVE AN ADVANTAGE, FOR SUCH FINE EXAMPLES OF HOSERDOM HAVE GONE BEFORE THEM.

LIKE HOW SOME PLAYERS MAY HAVE BETTER STATS, BUT NO ONE IS EVER TRULY GREATER THAN BABE RUTH.

RAMEN IS HOSER: THE LEGEND.

I COULD NEVER COMPARE.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 20:14:25 UTC

BUT COULD ROBIN HOOD EVER BE GREATER THAN SUPERMAN, WHO THE ENTIRE WORLD MOURNED? I THINK NOT. ALL THINGS MUST MOVE ON AND YOU ARE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE, EVEN THOUGH I'M YOUNGER.

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