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ramen_addict

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Nov 17, 2006 11:49

DIZZ THAT TOTALLY WAS THE GUY WHO PLAYS GREEN ARROW YOU HOSER. (I don't know why I'm so attached to the guy when I haven't even been watching Smallville since around the time their version of the Flash appeared, but still ( Read more... )

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dizzycadence November 17 2006, 18:26:05 UTC

YEAH OKAY BUT JARED SPANKED HIM. SPANKED HIM GOOD. WITH A BROKEN WRIST.

Ohhh the money I'd pay for there to be actual spanking. *eyes glaze over*

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 18:37:35 UTC

SAME HEIGHT DOES NOT EQUAL SAME GUITAR-PLAYING ABILITY. I was sad to see Mark McGrath being some sort of host thing, because I miss the days when he was just the singer for Sugar Ray and not associated with the bad part of the entertainment industry.

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 18:46:44 UTC

YEAH OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE JARED WHUPED HIS SAUCY ASS.

I still have not forgiven Mark for certain songs that got stuck in my head. For all I know, this is his penance. *ANGRY FIST OF THE PROLETARIAT*

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 18:50:29 UTC

WHIPPED IT GOOD. *cues Devo*

I always liked Sugar Ray, I even still have 14:59, but I CANNOT FORGIVE HIM FOR SELLING OUT.

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 18:52:21 UTC

THIS COULD BE A WHOLE NEW SHOW!

BLONDE DUDE: *IS PRETTY*

JARED: *IS A DORK*

FANGIRLS: *SWOON*

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 18:55:18 UTC

I SMELL BIG RATINGS. DO IT, CW! WE DEMAAAAND SATISFACTION!

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 18:59:06 UTC

NEXT WEEK ON CW: MY BIG GAY ORGY.

GUEST STARRING JENSEN ACKLES' LIPS.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:01:42 UTC

ONCE THE MAKEUP CREW GAVE HIM LIP GLOSS AND HIS LIPS JUST MELTED RIGHT OFF. :O

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 19:04:17 UTC

IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE JENSEN KEPT LICKING HIS LIPS! VANCOUVER IS COLD AND DRY AND ALL, BUT WOMEN HAD TO KEEP EXCUSING THEMSELVES AND THE MEN WHO DIDN'T LOOK AWAY FAST ENOUGH MADE A HAPPY IN THEIR PANTS.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:13:47 UTC

IT GOT SO BAD THEY HAD TO CALL HIS MOM WAY DOWN IN TEXAS OR WHEREVER AND GET HER TO CONVINCE HIM TO USE REGULAR OL' BLISTEX INSTEAD, BUT MAN WAS CANADA AN EVEN NICER PLACE TO BE THAT WHOLE WEEK.

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 19:24:37 UTC

People staring into Jensen's trailer, watching him put blistex on: @_______________@ *drool*

Jared: "What the hell is the matter with you people! SHOO!"

People: :( *leave*

...

Jared: *peeks through blinds* "Yeah baby, just like that. Rub it in..."

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:30:55 UTC

AND THAT IS HOW JARED ENDED UP WITH A BROKEN ARM FOR REAL.

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 19:34:49 UTC

Tsk tsk. Those boys get so rowdy with their foreplay.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:40:31 UTC

Yes, well maybe now they've learned their lesson. (Or they'll play Jedi vs. Sith with the Guitar Hero guitars for lightsabers, which is totally what's really going to happen.)

dizzycadence November 17 2006, 19:47:42 UTC

...I made a happy in my pants.

ramen_addict November 17 2006, 19:52:27 UTC

Somehow I'm not surprised.

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