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ramen_addict

WTF mate?

Sep 29, 2005 13:29

I wonder if Dad was planning to tell me about the guys who just showed up and started doing some sort of vaguely constructiony work on the house. Because that would've been nice to know about.

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dansaikyo September 29 2005, 18:02:56 UTC

They were just trying to explode your brain.

ramen_addict September 29 2005, 18:09:06 UTC

They probably were. Even as I type this, funny little signals are interfering with my brain waves. It's definitely time to go home.

dansaikyo September 29 2005, 18:10:44 UTC

The CIA's trying to control your brain. :D

ramen_addict September 29 2005, 18:13:42 UTC

They can try, but I'm already useless so it won't do them any good. :D

dansaikyo September 29 2005, 18:15:35 UTC

You're only useless because you're not a mindless automoton yet.

Once you've lost all your independent thinking skills
then you'll be full of use. :D

ramen_addict September 29 2005, 18:18:05 UTC

Mindless usefulness! I can't wait! *sits back and lets the brain thingy do its work*

dansaikyo September 29 2005, 18:19:20 UTC

*gets you W '04 bumper sticker for your car*

ramen_addict September 29 2005, 18:22:44 UTC

*gets a gas-guzzling SUV because it's the Typical Badass American thing to do*

dansaikyo September 29 2005, 18:26:32 UTC

*sings the canyonero song*

*gets you a God Bless America bumper sticker to add to the SUV*

ramen_addict September 29 2005, 18:31:26 UTC

*adds a Jesus fish and assorted bumper stickers referring to getting saved*

dansaikyo September 29 2005, 19:24:25 UTC

*adds a United We Stand window decal and some red-white-and-blue ribbon magnets to the side*

ramen_addict September 29 2005, 19:26:34 UTC

*puts NASCAR stuff all over it*

dansaikyo September 29 2005, 19:36:24 UTC

*gets you a painted car-hood with Dale Earnhardt Jr's face painted on it and lights on the border for your room*

AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE SUCH AN ATROCITY EXISTS YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN A PRINTS PLUS LATELY >__

ramen_addict September 29 2005, 19:40:57 UTC

GÜNTER VON CHRIST ON A POGO STICK IT BURNS MY BRAIN. >.

dansaikyo September 29 2005, 19:48:48 UTC

I'm so glad to finally know another Günter Von afficianado! I personally find that the forgotten little bro doesn't get enough respect in religious circles. :D

And... it won't burn your brain once the insidious CIA programming's done. Then you'll actually like it. Dare I say, you may even go and get more to complete the set. o_O;

ramen_addict September 29 2005, 19:58:57 UTC

I love those wacky Christ brothers, but Jesus is so much more popular I've decided to be a rebel and support Günter. Of course now he's a supermodel I don't feel so rebellious...

Clearly the programming's got a way to go, then. I can measure their progress by the reduction of the brain burning! :D

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