funniest moment of today
nic: hey, i'm gonna ask you something and you can say no and its completely non-sexual.
me: (immediately wary): uhhhh...
nic: can you scratch my back?
me: uhhhhhh......
nic: please? its this one spot thats been bugging me all day and i cant reach it.
me: (looks around store. its empty. co-worker went on break. sighs. shrugs. tentatively reaches out and scratches his back)
nic: no! like a man!
me: what?! how does a man scratch?
nic: with force! like youre trying to rip off skin! go for it! hurt me!
me: (scratches harder)
nic: yeah, thats the spot. right there! (starts riggling around exactly like ripley or my dogs when they get scratched)
me: ya know, they sell back scratchers. theyre like 99 cents at walmart.
nic: okay, now here. okay, over there. yeah thats the spot.
me: are we done yet? yeah, okay, were done. (turns around. co-worker is standing there, staring at us.)
me: its completely non-sexual
nic: not for me.
beth: me either.
me: i'm the store slut now, arent I?
beth and nic: yup!
me: (immediately wary): uhhhh...
nic: can you scratch my back?
me: uhhhhhh......
nic: please? its this one spot thats been bugging me all day and i cant reach it.
me: (looks around store. its empty. co-worker went on break. sighs. shrugs. tentatively reaches out and scratches his back)
nic: no! like a man!
me: what?! how does a man scratch?
nic: with force! like youre trying to rip off skin! go for it! hurt me!
me: (scratches harder)
nic: yeah, thats the spot. right there! (starts riggling around exactly like ripley or my dogs when they get scratched)
me: ya know, they sell back scratchers. theyre like 99 cents at walmart.
nic: okay, now here. okay, over there. yeah thats the spot.
me: are we done yet? yeah, okay, were done. (turns around. co-worker is standing there, staring at us.)
me: its completely non-sexual
nic: not for me.
beth: me either.
me: i'm the store slut now, arent I?
beth and nic: yup!