Here's the Survey:
Neuroticism
16
Extraversion
43
Openness To Experience
37
Agreeableness
2
Conscientiousness
51
You do not feel nervous in social situations, and have a good impression of what others think of you, however you don't usually get angry too easily but some things can annoy you. People generally perceive you as distant and reserved, and you do not usually reach out to others. You prefer the security and stability brought by conformity to tradition. You see no need for pretense or manipulation when dealing with others and are therefore candid, frank and sincere. People find it relatively easy to relate to you, however you generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. You have a strong sense of duty and obligation, and feel a moral obligation to do the right thing.
Test Yourself
Compare Yourself
Neuroticism:
Overall Score: 16
Anxiety: 36
Anger: 52
Depression: 30
Self-Consciousness: 4
Immoderation: 12
Vulnerability: 19
You are generally calm, although some situations can make you feel anxious or tense. You don't usually get angry too easily but some things can annoy you. You very rarely feel depressed and are usually in a good frame of mind. You do not feel nervous in social situations, and have a good impression of what others think of you. You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge. You are poised, confident, and clear-thinking when stressed.
Extraversion
Overall Score: 43
Friendliness: 20
Gregariousness: 38
Assertiveness: 81
Activity Level: 49
Excitement-Seeking: 56
Cheerfulness: 27
People generally perceive you as distant and reserved, and you do not usually reach out to others. You like crowds but sometimes feel overwhelmed by them. Sometimes you feel like you need some privacy and time for yourself. You like to speak out, take charge, and direct the activities of others. You are usually the leader in group activites. You lead a moderately paced life. You like some energetic activities, but also like to relax and take it easy. You enjoy some excitment and risk taking in your life. You are not prone to spells of energetic high spirits.
Openness To Experience
Overall Score: 37
Imagination: 50
Artistic Interests: 40
Emotionality: 65
Adventurousness: 38
Intellect: 48
Liberalism: 17
You are a moderately imaginative person who enjoys a good balance between the real world and fantasy. You are reasonably interested in the arts but are not totally absorbed by them. Generally you are not considered to be an emotional person, however you are aware of and in touch with your emotions. Familiar routines are good, but sometimes you like to spice up your life with a bit of adventure or activity. You enjoy a certain amount of debate or intellectual thought, but sometimes get bored with too much. You prefer the security and stability brought by conformity to tradition.
Agreeableness
Overall Score: 2
Trust: 1
Morality: 72
Altruism: 1
Cooperation: 26
Modesty: 5
Sympathy: 13
You generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. You see no need for pretense or manipulation when dealing with others and are therefore candid, frank and sincere. People find it relatively easy to relate to you. You do not particularly like helping other people. Requests for help feel like an imposition on your time. You are not adverse to confrontation and will sometimes even intimidate others to get your own way. You feel superior to those around you and sometimes tend to be seen as arrogant by other people. You are not affected strongly by human suffering, priding yourself on making objective judgments based on reason. You are more concerned with truth and impartial justice than with mercy.
Conscientiousness
Overall Score: 51
Self-Efficacy: 52
Orderliness: 18
Dutifulness: 95
Achievement-Striving: 35
Self-Discipline: 57
Cautiousness: 56
You are moderately confident that you can achieve the goals you set yourself. In general you tend to be disorganized and scattered. You have a strong sense of duty and obligation, and feel a moral obligation to do the right thing. Mostly you work towards achieving your best, although in some areas you are content just to get the job done. You have a reasonable amount of will-power and are able to follow through on tasks that you feel you need to complete. You can be distracted however and have been known to procrastinate. You are not an overly cautious person. You will think about alternatives and consequences but make up your mind fairly quickly.
The results are sometimes somewhat self-contradictory, but that's ok, since I'm somewhat contradictory myself.
Whatever, consistency is the mark of a small mind. (Ok, well really "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" but whatever.) The point is, I am both friendly and arrogant, distant and impartial yet compassionate and kind.
I am a good king.