Day of random thoughts!
1) If you are Bin Laden....where do you vacation when taking a break from terrorism?
2) Why is it that when you are no longer drinking (as much!) cherry coke that every one comes in to order that today?
3) They (whom ever "they" is!) say that you need to have 3 weeks of food stored up in case of the bird flu gone crazy....um how much beer is that?!?!
4) How do you know you have been drinking much too often? You shake your juice as if to stir in the liquor that you usually have in there!
5) How in the world does Taco Bell run out of cheese sauce? That would be Kodiaks running out of coffee! That eliminates half of their menu!
6) A high school teacher of mine just got engaged....I sorta thought he was gay! Am I more shocked that he isn't gay or that he is engaged?
7) So excited to start classes again tomorrow...let me clarify...excited to get DONE with classes and ready to have a change of pace....one step closer to chicago (or Atlanta :)
I leave you with the following joke (I use the term "joke" as loosely as I use kristen's "Job" )
The teacher was telling her students that a whale could not swallow a human. Even though they were large mammals they had very small throats. The student said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale; to which the teacher replied that was impossible. The student replied that she would ask Jonah when she got to heaven. The teacher asked what would happen if Jonah went to hell; to this the student replied, "Then you can ask Jonah!"
2) Why is it that when you are no longer drinking (as much!) cherry coke that every one comes in to order that today?
3) They (whom ever "they" is!) say that you need to have 3 weeks of food stored up in case of the bird flu gone crazy....um how much beer is that?!?!
4) How do you know you have been drinking much too often? You shake your juice as if to stir in the liquor that you usually have in there!
5) How in the world does Taco Bell run out of cheese sauce? That would be Kodiaks running out of coffee! That eliminates half of their menu!
6) A high school teacher of mine just got engaged....I sorta thought he was gay! Am I more shocked that he isn't gay or that he is engaged?
7) So excited to start classes again tomorrow...let me clarify...excited to get DONE with classes and ready to have a change of pace....one step closer to chicago (or Atlanta :)
I leave you with the following joke (I use the term "joke" as loosely as I use kristen's "Job" )
The teacher was telling her students that a whale could not swallow a human. Even though they were large mammals they had very small throats. The student said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale; to which the teacher replied that was impossible. The student replied that she would ask Jonah when she got to heaven. The teacher asked what would happen if Jonah went to hell; to this the student replied, "Then you can ask Jonah!"