Nov 29, 2005 17:34
All of our lives we are told to feel free to ask questions. You are told "The only question that is stupid is the one not asked," or "No question is a stupid one...I am sure someone else is thinking the same question." I hate to be the one to break it to everyone, but there are in fact stupid questions! People should not be so quick to say that nothing asked is stupid. It allows people too much freedom to ask whatever comes to their mind. There are somethings that people should think about BEFORE asking it. Stupid questions have really been getting my goat as of late. Here are some of the stupid questions I have heard lately:
1) "Do you like that soup" (No! I hate it we serve shitty soup...but you should totally get some for yourself!)
2) "What is good here" (Actually our food really blows go some where else!)
3) "Do you love your son?" (Man...I really hate my son I am SO glad to finally be able to share that with some one...thanks for asking!)
4) Student: "Is this an open book test" Prof: No" Student: "Can I use my notes?" (Oh I am sorry...clearly when the prof did not expand on her no she meant 'no books but notes are cool!'
5) "If there is penetration does that mean I am not a virgin?" (Um...I hope you aren't waiting for you to cum before you are no longer a virgin b/c for some people that doesn't happen for a long time!)
6) "Where is U of M" (Please tell me you are kidding...have you heard of a city called ANN ARBOR?!?!)
7) Getting a personal call at work: "Hey Kourt...what are you doing?" (oh ya know....WORKING...isn't that where you called me at?"