Dog Haiku
I ran across some Dog Haiku on the Internet the other day. I thought -- HEY I can do better than that so here goes
Woof I am thirsty.
I drink out of the toilet.
Let me kiss your face.
- Mary Allison Wu
This one is a variation of one of the dog haikus I read ...
I am your best friend
now forever and always.
Let's have a Guinness
- Mary Allison Wu
And this -- while chauferring
Four kids in my car
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
please send lots of chocolate.
- Mary Allison Wu
There's one more, but I'll post that as private.