Sue Lange has a hilarious blog today over at the Book View Cafe
http://blog.bookviewcafe.com/2011/12/31/book-publicity-to-do-list-item-366-kidnap-a-baby/#more-19819 On how to get publicity for your book. Make sure you read the comments.
I thought of a similar strategy one April when I was working at a museum and doing 1 hour tours a day to 4th graders genetically incapable of listening.