The Sandwich Menace
I can tell it's been a slow week when I'm most excited about new comic day.
To my credit, Deadpool this month was meat-suit-hysterical.
Oddly enough I've been spending much of the past week or so hanging out with this girl Danielle and somehow I'm not that excited about it.
This wouldn't be a problem except for that thing where I wind up sleeping with people that I really shouldn't be doing that with.
I'm just big enough of an asshole to sleep with anyone as soon as the opportunity arises, but I'm way too caring to be able to demand they get out as soon as it's over, preferably dropping little sandwiches for me to eat on the way out. Granted, fixing one of these things would probably solve a lot of problems in my life, one in particular might yield far more sandwich intake for my nightly activities, but somehow I'm too dumb/stubborn to fix them.
On why I'm bothering to update at all, I ran into Tiffany tonight at Cahoots. She was going on about how much we needed to be el jay friends. I agree.
Hi Tiffany.
Hi el jay. How you been?
To my credit, Deadpool this month was meat-suit-hysterical.
Oddly enough I've been spending much of the past week or so hanging out with this girl Danielle and somehow I'm not that excited about it.
This wouldn't be a problem except for that thing where I wind up sleeping with people that I really shouldn't be doing that with.
I'm just big enough of an asshole to sleep with anyone as soon as the opportunity arises, but I'm way too caring to be able to demand they get out as soon as it's over, preferably dropping little sandwiches for me to eat on the way out. Granted, fixing one of these things would probably solve a lot of problems in my life, one in particular might yield far more sandwich intake for my nightly activities, but somehow I'm too dumb/stubborn to fix them.
On why I'm bothering to update at all, I ran into Tiffany tonight at Cahoots. She was going on about how much we needed to be el jay friends. I agree.
Hi Tiffany.
Hi el jay. How you been?