Benny the Beard Pirate
I'm in this play now where the play is pretty good all things considered, but I have the one crap part. It's insanely huge this crap part, but it's the one character with terrible dialogue and stupid non-organic behavior and I'm not allowed to play him like the silly pirate impression that I want to play him as. So if you see this play (you won't), I'll be the guy who sucks in it. And normally it's the other way around, where the play is probably terrible but I'm at least really funny or really scary or both.
Also I have to grow a beard. The downside is that I will become generally gross looking and smelly. The upside is that I'll have added wind protection and a storage spot for chicken wings. So if you're nearby Benny Beard and you're hungry, I just might have a Snickers or something hiding inside of my face monster. Maybe also a spare pen and a Faberge Egg.
Also I'm trying to see The Black Keys on Tuesday. Not because I'm a fan of the Black Keys, but because some girl asked me to go.
This is also how I've seen "She's All That," "Narnia (the Suck of Life) 2" and Wheatus live in concert.
I'm actually trying to get out of rehearsals on Tuesday so I can see a band I don't care much for at a price I would never pay to see them ($20) at a nightclub I wouldn't normally enter without a HAZMAT suit (Coyotes). Because of a girl.
At least when the beard comes in, no one will talk to me so I won't have to worry about this kind of thing anymore.
Also I have to grow a beard. The downside is that I will become generally gross looking and smelly. The upside is that I'll have added wind protection and a storage spot for chicken wings. So if you're nearby Benny Beard and you're hungry, I just might have a Snickers or something hiding inside of my face monster. Maybe also a spare pen and a Faberge Egg.
Also I'm trying to see The Black Keys on Tuesday. Not because I'm a fan of the Black Keys, but because some girl asked me to go.
This is also how I've seen "She's All That," "Narnia (the Suck of Life) 2" and Wheatus live in concert.
I'm actually trying to get out of rehearsals on Tuesday so I can see a band I don't care much for at a price I would never pay to see them ($20) at a nightclub I wouldn't normally enter without a HAZMAT suit (Coyotes). Because of a girl.
At least when the beard comes in, no one will talk to me so I won't have to worry about this kind of thing anymore.