As above. I couldn't stop giggling
For Your Information by reni_days
Summary:
Merlin sighs. "After your...announcement," he explains, "your father decided he needed a bit more information. Which is apparently where I come in. I'm sort of like his gay tutor, it's hard to explain."
Notes:
Cleaned up and re-posted from a fill at the kinkmeme. (See end notes for details.) A million thanks to the lovely sunsetmog, who graciously agreed to do an aftermarket beta and britpick on this for me, despite this not even being her fandom. Any remaining errors are mine.
Warnings for implied bigotry and homophobia.