[2] Apple Fiction
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now...do you really want your doctor to leave? I mean, what can an apple do that a doctor can't do better? For example, if you were to recieve tuberculosis, an apple isn't going to com up to you and say: "Hey, eat me. I cure TB!" Have you ever seen an apple that desires to be eaten? Or how about if you were to recieve a broken leg. An apple doesn't know how to x-ray or bandage or anything of the sort. Apples are putting doctors out of business! Docs want YOU to support National hospitals.