returning

[ram_this]

I've returned sooner than anticipated, in case you haven't noticed (although how you could not notice is beyond me). Flying somewhere besides this area was...a fair stress release. Enough that I don't quite feel like ripping off the head of the first mech that crosses my path. I would have preferred to stay out longer, but a change of plans was

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[metroplexcity]

Not everyone can be as sleek and aerodynamic as a jet, you know.

[ram_this]

Unfortunately.
Although I suppose if everyone was, then us Seekers would be nothing special. So maybe it's a good thing there are less attractive mechs out there.

[metroplexcity]

Everyone has their function, aero. Betcha you can't produce as much firepower as we can.

[ram_this]

Size limits carrying capacity, glitchbrain. I'm only a fraction of the size of your sorry outfit, so it goes without saying that I can't carry the more massive weapons.
Doesn't mean I can't slag the Pits out of whatever crosses my path though.

[metroplexcity]

Then why aren't you the leader of the Decepticons?

[ram_this]

Because I'm not so stupid as to try to slag Megatron. I was created and trained to kill, not lead.

[metroplexcity]

Then follow him in what he says about us.

[ram_this]

Don't you dare presume to give me orders, Autobot. You stay with your oversized master like a good little drone and I'll worry about obeying Megatron.

[metroplexcity]

Just offering a friendly advice, 'Con.

And it's funny that we both should do the same thing.

[ram_this]

I do not want or need your advice, Autobot. Go on. Run along now before I decide to shoot you.

[metroplexcity]

Good advice is always unwanted.

[ram_this]

You're just asking for pain, aren't you? Leave me alone already.

[metroplexcity]

I dont' see pain being mentioned? But if you want to be alone, I won't hinder you.

[ram_this]

...
Just go. My weapons aren't for show, you know.

[metroplexcity]

Weapons? I don't speak in 'Con terms, I'm afraid.

[ram_this]

You...bit-brained...
*charges up his weapons, taking aim* You need a first-hand demonstration, Autoglitch?