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Oct 16, 2004 15:29

I will express my feelings through a conversation between a kitty and a turtle. The kitty is inquiring about his good friend the frog. The frog is always with the turtle and the kitty can never get a hold of the frog.

Kitty: im worried about the frog. my brother told me his speech could have been damaged by eating too many flies
Turtle: I'm stupid! What? I am like so idiotic and it's all about me! I'm going to make it look like your gossiping about my frog!
Kitty: I just thought i'd ask you because you are always with him and I cant get a hold of him.
Turtle: F*%$ you, you nigger! ask me about me! make me feel special! sigh...
Kitty: you need help. It's no wonder why no one likes you. Well you are probably going to turn the frog against me by telling him i said things that i did't. So F%$^ you turtle! F&%$^ you!

The end.
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