You know, I've got $150 that's been burning a hole in my pocket. As fate would have it, I noticed that a brand new
stripper pole was available for sale on Craigslist. Perfect!
I'm sure Amanda wouldn't mind that my payment be made with $1 bills, because, well...you know. Besides, she needs to get rid of it ASAP.
On second thought, wouldn't it make more sense to get my stripper pole from a reputable dealer? They might include a warranty or perhaps offer a discount on a trade-in. My old one is worn and rusty but still could be used in a pinch.