Dear Lawrence de la Cruz: Never use your girlfriend's name as your password because someone mapapel like me might just try it on your blog. So this is where you hide. Word of advice: don't use Firefox 3 because it was so easy to find this. And all the porn sites that you visit. So "Lawrence" (he calls himself by his second name, and not his first which is Cesario, which is quite possibly "asswipe" in Latin), you dared me: THIS IS WAR!
Actually, I've known about this secret place of yours noon pa. Kala mo, ikaw lang magaling? I've even known about your password. To be fair, you never upload any photos of anything related sa office. You don't go out of bounds, so sige ako rin.
To all of Lawrence's readers out there. This is between HIM and ME. I WON'T pry into your locked entries. I WON'T even read your blogs unless you let me. I WILL however, be staying here for some time. Parang I need to. And Lawrence, parang I know you'll understand. Well, you've no choice but to.
Monica Llamas? You know I've never heard of her until I read that Paper entry. I'm even going to use her photo as my avatar. Quite flattering naman to be thought of as her kahawig. So that assures you I won't be deleting your past entries. I'll just make them all private. I now watch Camera Cafe. But there's rarely Gina in the stories.
For those who are wondering about his last entry: YES, his girlfriend showed up. They made tanan for real! I thought eloping was a joke in the movies. But then who elopes and makes paalam? That's what they did. He even wanted to resign from work but it's hush-hush that he's on indefinite leave. It sounds like they miss him in the office.